More Lovely Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Video Blogging

I skipped a big Rule 5 roundup earlier, so I'm playing catch-up.

See The Other McCain, "Rule 5 Sunday: Do It Again." And Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup – Father’s Day Edition," and Proof Positive, "Saturday Linkaround."

And a fabulous post at Bob Belvedere's, "Rule 5 Saturday: E V A W Y R W A L."

Plus, Theo Spark, "Bedtime Totty..."

Also: Astute Bloggers, Blazing Cat Fur, Bob Belvedere, CSPT, Dan Collins, Doug Ross, Gator Doug, Irish Cicero, Left Coast Rebel, Mind-Numbed Robot, Legal Insurrection, Lonely Conservative, PA Pundits International, PACNW Righty, Pirate's Cove, Proof Positive, Saberpoint, Snooper, WyBlog, The Western Experience, and Zion's Trumpet.

Plus, don't forget American Perspective, Maggie's Notebook and Zilla of the Resistance.

And my friends Marathon Pundit and Marooned in Marin.

Let me know if I missed your blog!

BONUS: From Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Karrisa Shannon."

Kate Upton Esquire Woman of Summer 2011

And there's an interview with the Sports Illustrated model.

She's lovely.

"Kate Upton is the Woman of Summer 2011."

Jessica Gomes Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011

Some weekend Rule 5.

I'm foregoing a big roundup this weekend, but if anyone wants their link added just drop it in the comments:

Brooklyn Decker Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011

Lovely:

And at Blazing Cat Fur, "Because it's Friday...and it's 'Penny' from 'Lost in Space'."

Also, at Bob Belvedere, "A Little Hump Day Rule 5: Marianne Gaba."

Rule 5 'Breastaurants' Update!

I posted on this previously, but the topic is getting some big attention. At London's Daily Mail, "BREASTaurants! Hooters-style eateries are set to become fastest-growing restaurants."

And here goes a little roundup, which I've I haven't done for some time. A shout out to Dan Collins, who I promised a little linkage. And The Other McCain, of course.

And check out Midnight Blue, "20 Hottest Conservative Women In The New Media (2011 Edition)."

Okay, for the babes ...

Leading off is Pirate's Cove with his latest Sunday roundup, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup."

Plus, Theo Spark, "Bedtime Totty..."

And don't miss Bob Belvedere's fabulous entry: " Rule 5 Saturday."

Also: Astute Bloggers, Blazing Cat Fur, Bob Belvedere, CSPT, Dan Collins, , Gator Doug, Irish Cicero, Left Coast Rebel, Mind-Numbed Robot, Legal Insurrection, Lonely Conservative, PA Pundits International, PACNW Righty, Pirate's Cove, Proof Positive, Saberpoint, Snooper, WyBlog, The Western Experience, and Zion's Trumpet.

Plus, don't forget American Perspective, Maggie's Notebook and Zilla of the Resistance.

And adding Marathon Pundit and Marooned in Marin.

Let me know if I missed your blog!

Added: From Randy's Roundtable, "Thursday Nite Tart: Laura Dundovic."

'Breastaurants'

At Entrepreneur, "'Breastaurants' Ring Up Big Profits" (via Instapundit):

Franchises inspired by the Hooters model--such as Celtic-themed sports bar chain Tilted Kilt Pub & Eatery and faux mountain sports lodge chain Twin Peaks--have expanded rapidly over the last half decade, while corporate-owned chains like Brick House Tavern + Tap and Bone Daddy's House of Smoke are picking up steam regionally. In fact, for the next couple of years, this segment (often referred to as "breastaurants") is poised to be one of the fastest-growing restaurant categories.

More at the link.

Obviously not the kinda place for guys like ASFL Scott Eric Kaufman.

Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011

More video from Sports Illustrated:

RELATED: At Maggies, "Rule 5 Saturday Night: Penelope Cruz Pirate’s Edition." And Pirate's Cove, "Sorta Blogless Sunday Pinup."

Shannan Click Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2011

Well, the weekend is here, so might as well break up #Weinergate with some good old-fashioned Rule 5. I've decided against a full-(er)-blown Ginger Lee post, but Bob Belvedere's on the case: "Weiner Snits-Full: Starring Ginger Lee." And, well, more to the point, at POWIP, "A Break from Weinergate… sort of – or, A Good Woman is Hard… ehem… to Find."

Meanwhile, from Sport Illustrated, "Shannan Click":

So Respectable: Paris Hilton Eager to Shed Party-Girl Image

At LAT, "Paris Hilton's higher aims":

When you're sitting in Paris Hilton's living room, plenty of things catch your attention. The half-dozen dogs, three Munchkin cats (bred to have absurdly miniature legs), and one 150-pound pot-bellied pig sashaying around the backyard pool. The Pepto-Bismol-pink Maserati in the driveway, next to the powder-blue Maserati. The throw pillows emblazoned with pictures of her famous face. The two gigantic nudes of herself on opposing walls, displayed above gold-trimmed couches.

But it's the voice — that's the thing that stands out most when you sit down for a talk with Paris Hilton. It's mature. Deep, even. "Yeah, I have a normal voice," Hilton said. "That's the one thing people say when they meet me. That I don't speak like I do on TV. I don't speak like a baby."

Poised and perfectly coiffed, with long, white-blond extensions tumbling below thin shoulders, the hotel heiress is promoting her latest reality series (her third, for those keeping track). "The World According to Paris" airs Wednesday on Oxygen, a basic-cable channel that targets women and is owned by NBC. It's pitched as being different from anything else she's done because this is, as Hilton puts it, "the real" her.

"I wanted to get at this whole spoiled-heiress perception," said the great-granddaughter of hotelier Conrad Hilton. "There are a lot of heirs out there that don't work because they don't have to. That's not me. I've had success on my own. I bought this house myself, I've bought every car I own. It's all me and my hard work."

More at the link above.

Are You Reading Theo Spark?

You should be!

Lovely blogging over there:

* "Bedtime Totty ..."

* "Pic Dump ..."

* "Video: Bentley Supersports Convertible Ice Speed Record 2011 - 205.48 mph"

* "Lest we forget - Memorial Day 2011 ... from Rico."

* "Happy Memorial Day (Alan Caruba)."

BONUS: At Maggie's Farm, "Bruce’s Eye-Openers (Yawn)."

Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Bodypaint Video — Phenomenal Rule 5 Encore!

Previously: "Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Photoshoot — It's Friday Rule 5."

An encore:

And thanks to Proof for the linkage at Proof-Positive and Say Anything.

Bob Belvedere has a Rule 5 Saturday entry. And William Teach, "If All You See…"

And more for Robert Stacy McCain, since I'm building up some reciprocal linkage credits this weekend. (And here's an interesting roundup on Anthony Weiner's Internet scrubbing operation. So far only the New York Post has run anything on this, and even that piece was a joke.)

'I'd hit that so hard she'd sing the aaa-aaa chorus of The Immigrant Song'

That's Ace, apparently clarifying some earlier vague statements regarding Christina Hendricks.

Folks might recall that Ace digs Zeppelin. I'm occasionally reminded of it while listening to The Sound L.A.:

P.S. Ace like big rock sounds and big breasts, and isn't shy about it -- in contrast to Scott "ASFL" Kaufman, who hates beautiful women.

RELATED RULE 5: At TOM: "Christina Hendricks Talks About Her Breasts: ‘They’re So Obviously Real …" (That's an encore link, so look forward to some additional TOM linkage later ... I'm trolling the dude for some traffic.)

Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Photoshoot — It's Friday Rule 5

I'm gonna bug the hell out of the progressive PC ASFLs this weekend, so here's getting off to an early start. Besides, I don't see Blazing Cat Fur's Friday entry (last week's is here).

Also, a huge shout out to Bruce at Maggie's Farm, who's been doing fantastic work with the news-link roundups. Also, at The Other McCain: "Christina Hendricks Talks About Her Breasts: ‘They’re So Obviously Real …’"

Leading off is Pirate's Cove with his latest in "you must be a warmist" series. Plus, nearly NSFW at Theo's.

And don't miss Bob Belvedere's fabulous Rule 5 entry: " A Little Hump Day Rule 5: Lorrie-Menconi."

Anyway, here's some link around action: Astute Bloggers, Bob Belvedere, CSPT, Dan Collins, Eye of Polyphemus, Gator Doug, Irish Cicero, Left Coast Rebel, Mind-Numbed Robot, Legal Insurrection, Lonely Conservative, PA Pundits International, PACNW Righty, Pirate's Cove, Proof Positive, Saberpoint, Snooper, WyBlog, The Western Experience, and Zion's Trumpet.

Plus, top it off with with American Perspective, Maggie's Notebook and Zilla of the Resistance.

Let me know if I need to add your blog to the roundup.

Speaking of Esquire ... Marisa Miller Topless Photoshoot!

I covered this today, but the Kos Kids are getting a load out of it, "BWAHAHA! Corsi/Farah/WND PUNKED by Esquire!" (I like the BWAHAHA! part ...) And here's the key passage, an official statement from Esquire, apparently:

UPDATE, 12:25 p.m., for those who didn't figure it out yet, and the many on Twitter for whom it took a while: We committed satire this morning to point out the problems with selling and marketing a book that has had its core premise and reason to exist gutted by the news cycle, several weeks in advance of publication. Are its author and publisher chastened? Well, no. They double down, and accuse the President of the United States of perpetrating a fraud on the world by having released a forged birth certificate. Not because this claim is in any way based on reality, but to hold their terribly gullible audience captive to their lies, and to sell books. This is despicable, and deserves only ridicule. That's why we committed satire in the matter of the Corsi book. Hell, even the president has a sense of humor about it all. Some more serious reporting from us on this whole "birther" phenomenon here, here, and here.

I don't read Esquire (it sucks, obviously), but Marisa Miller's lovely, and painful though it may be, here's the exception: "Marisa Miller Would Like to Welcome You to Summer."

Cindy Crawford Mitt Romney Demonstration Video

Everybody's blogging on this, although I can't find the actual demonstration video. Mitt Romney Central has video of Romney's Q & A livestream from yesterday's National Call Day: "In Case You Missed It: Video of Mitt Romney’s Facebook Town Hall + Romney Headlines Drudge." Meanwhile, Pirate's Cove has a fabulous photo-round up of Cindy Crawford, "Cindy Crawford Abandons Obama For Romney?" (Via The Hill and Memorandum.)

And here's some alternative Cindy Crawford video:

Brandi Lynn Rule 5!

I haven't posted Rule 5 in a while.

I promised Marooned in Marin some linkage, so check it out: "Hippie Rock Star Santana Uses Baseball Game To Bash Georgia & Arizona's Crackdown On Immigration Lawbreakers."

VIDEO c/o Theo Spark.

And don't miss Bob Belvedere's fabulous Rule 5 entry: " The TCOTS Six Days Of Cheesecake: Saturday."

Anyway, here's some link around action: Astute Bloggers, Bob Belvedere, CSPT, Dan Collins, Eye of Polyphemus, Gator Doug, Irish Cicero, Left Coast Rebel, Mind-Numbed Robot, Legal Insurrection, Lonely Conservative, PA Pundits International, PACNW Righty, Pirate's Cove, Proof Positive, Saberpoint, Snooper, WyBlog, The Western Experience, and Zion's Trumpet.

Plus, top it off with with American Perspective, Maggie's Notebook and Zilla of the Resistance.

Let me know if I need to add your blog to the roundup.

Bar Refaeli Breaks Up with Leonardo DiCaprio

Or did Leo break with Bar? No matter. I'm putting Bar up in the title. With luck I'll get some Google traffic out of it (like Left Coast Rebel and The Other McCain).

In any case, People Magazine confirms the story, "Leonardo DiCaprio & Bar Refaeli Split."

And yeah, I know, she's a draft-dodging Israeli leftist, but she's a beauty, nevertheless --- and in the news too. See London's Daily Mail, "She's in the army now: Bombshell Bar Refaeli's topless military shoot... seven years after dodging national service." There's video at the link, although I like this one better:

Late Saturday Rule 5

The lovely lady pictured via Theo Spark:

And let's go straight to the link-around.

Robert Stacy McCain makes the case for the Kate Middleton "upskirt" Google bomb: "Ye Merry Olde Upskirt Traffic":

People may ask why I, as a conservative, should occasionally stoop to such cheap tricks. As I long ago explained, that kind of Google-search traffic is going to go somewhere, and I see no reason why the nihilistic commercial celebrity sites should monopolize the benefit of such prurience.

The folks at POH Diaries argue that upskirt Google bombing is a conservative virtue: "Re: Ye Merry Olde Upskirt Traffic or The Depravity of Human Nature and the Ability to Capitalize On It."

And here's sending some link action to Dan Collins at POWIP. See, "Kate Middleton’s Nipples."

Anyway, check it out: Amusing Bunni's Musings, Astute Bloggers, Bob Belvedere, CSPT, Eye of Polyphemus, Gator Doug, Irish Cicero, Left Coast Rebel, Mind-Numbed Robot, Legal Insurrection, Lonely Conservative, PA Pundits International, PACNW Righty, Pirate's Cove, Proof Positive, Saberpoint, Snooper, WyBlog, The Western Experience, Zilla of the Resistance, and Zion's Trumpet.

RELATED: From Bob Belvedere, "Pippa Middleton Upskirt Photo."

And check Theo's Saturday Bath Totty.

Political news is available at Instapundit, The Lonely Conservative, and So It Goes in Shreveport.

Drop me a comment if you have the time.

BONUS: Maggie's Notebook: "Rule 5 Saturday Night: Ten Beautiful Swim Suits and the Women in Them."